Kevin Nash making a glitter portrait to "The Toreador Song. But this routine? He's not really dancing, he's barely stripping, and the climax is him flinging glitter on a line drawing like some kind of sexed-up preschooler. Somebody call Dallas, because Tarzan clearly needs a little more tutoring. Joe Manganiello's one-man minimart show. Infinite points awarded for making something sexy happen in a convenience store, but points deducted for 1 still being in a convenience store and 2 being a lot more goofy than sexy. No one could ever be mad at Joe Manganiello pouring water on himself, but you have to admit that Cheeto dust is just not an aphrodisiac.
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If you want a strange female-empowerment movie, it tries very hard to be that. From a whipped-cream explosion to the very best possible use of Cheetos, here is a definitive assessment of all of the key dance scenes from Magic Mike XXL. This dance was already a crowd favorite because it featured prominently in the trailer. Handy and randy. I suppose this was some sort of crucial Brobonding plot moment, but as each guy got up there on stage for his little solo moment, it really just became more and more evident that Channing Tatum is the only one in this movie who can dance. The man showers himself with Cheetos and bottled water, then grinds on a drink case and a convenience-store floor. As a former NFL player, Strahan knows a thing or two about the proper rubdown techniques, and he put all that knowledge to good use by tossing a woman down on a massage table and working it out.
Ice Cube may even want to consider updating his classic song in tribute. The arrival of the Kings of Tampa into cineplexes and daydreams everywhere will be marked with celebration and Channing Tatum GIFs the world around, and discussion of the new movie's more than 48 total minutes of male entertainment sequences!!!! Run to the corner store and have them break everything down into ones, because we've got some stripteases to rank. As if this song could be improved, we had to get some strategically placed cowboy hats to really turn the volume up. Extra points for artistry! Minus points for logistics. How did he paint that lady so fast? Also, all the stuff with the chair is terrifying but amazing. We're laugh-screaming forever. Go out with
